Daily Kick App
Your Daily Kick in the ass
Start your day with a no-nonsense push to get moving. (Coming Soon)
Tired of sugar-coated inspiration?
The Daily Kick App serves sarcasm on a silver platter—one snarky push notification a day to get you off your butt and into action.
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Pick your poison
We offer two membership levels, each designed to deliver a unique and entertaining push notification that motivates you to take on whatever comes your way. Embrace the humor, feel the motivation, and let the Daily Kick App help you tackle life with a smile (or a smirk).
How it works
Don’t just sit there, download it.
I have an iPhone (obviously)
I’m an Android person, judge me
G. Willikers
"The Daily Kick is like having a sarcastic coach in your pocket. I’ve never been more productive... or entertained."
Pushy McButton
"Nothing beats starting the day with a well-timed roast. 10/10 would get insulted again."
Moti Vaytor
"Finally, motivation that actually speaks my language. No fluff—just sass."
Questions? Really? Fine, here’s your answer.
Q: What’s the difference between Free and Paid? A: Free: Clean, random quotes and encouraging phrases. You'll see ads too, because we have to fund our energy drink addiction. Paid: Explicit, edgy humor with a sprinkle of profanity. Proceed with caution—and a sense of humor.
Q: Can I switch between versions? A: Absolutely. You can upgrade to the Explicit Kick anytime—or downgrade if your grandma is borrowing your phone.
Q: Can I pick what time I get my daily kick? A: Of course. We’re sarcastic, not dictators.
Q: Will this app actually motivate me? A: Only if you let it. We’re not responsible for your procrastination.
Q: Why are you so mean? A: Because someone has to tell it like it is. You’re welcome.
Q: Is there a refund for the paid version? A: No refunds. You paid for sarcasm, and you’re getting it in full force.
Q: What happens if I miss my daily kick? A: Nothing. But missing it probably says more about you than it does about us.
Q: Does this app work on all phones? A: If your phone is smart enough to run apps, then yes.
Q: What if I don’t like sarcasm? A: Then you’re lost, and this is not the app for you. Move along.
Q: Can I pause my subscription? A: Sure. But why pause when you can just enjoy being roasted every day?
Q: Who writes the kicks? A: Some guy who needed this kind of service growing up, mastered the art of self-motivation through sarcasm, and turned it into a successful gig calling people out—with a little help from friends to keep the sass flowing. Proof that tough love works.